Thanksgiving Day Outrage!
Rare essay on Early Settlers' bizarre sexual practices written by Cody McCallister if indeed, that really was his name...
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The Donkey and the Darling, a childrens' fable from 1955, and Puritan Porn, a collection of two letters, an essay and play, have recently been published by Paul Rosheim, of OP Press, distributed in an extremely limited number among libraries and special collections worldwide.
Satirical Site, February March, 2006 Actual graphics from the U.S. Goverment website www.ready.gov REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE August 29 September 4, 2004 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult News and commentary about The winning ads in MoveOn.org Voter Fund's Read more about the contest at
November 7, 2006: music and video to help celebrate political change!
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6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Freedom Fries served
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple
10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside
10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
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REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE
August 29 September 4, 2004
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
News and commentary about
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Read more about the contest at
|"Get Your War On", by David Rees|
|"Modern pornographic writing is explicable in these terms too. There have always been such writings, but the new ones are different. They are not just dirty writings of the kind that were always availablemany of today's pornographic works are philosophic statements. If one takes the works of somebody like Henry Miller, one finds that they are a statement that rationality and logically even sex is dead, yet in later writing he leaps into a pantheism for a hope of meaning.
"Another element in modern pornographic writing comes out in the works of Terry Southern. He is the author of Candy and The Magic Christian. Despite the dirt and destructiveness, he is making serious statements. Candy is called Candy Christian. This is significant. He is smashing the Christian position. But what does he put in its place? In the introduction to a book called Writers in Revolt, he takes the following line. He calls the introduction "Towards the Ethics of a Golden Age" and proceeds to show how Western modern man is falling to pieces. He shows how modern man is only psychologically oriented. He has in particular one clever sentence in this statement of our culture's psychological orientation. "Its implication, in terms of any previously operative philosophy or cultural structure prior to this century, is shattering, for its ultimate meaning is that there is no such thing as crime: it destroys the idea of crime." He does not mean, of course, that we no longer have crime. He means that with psychological orientation 'crime' does not exist. No matter what it is, it is not seen as crime, nor as morally wrong."
Francis Schaeffer, Escape From Reason, 1968